“A Book of Orders underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread–and Thou
Beneath me sitting in the Monkey Tree —
Oh, Bureaucracy were a Power Base enow!”

“Ah, make the most of what little DOE may spend,
Before ye too into the Dust Descend;
Dust into Dust, and under Dust, to lie,
Sans COLA, sans Multiplier, sans Reduction and — sans End! “